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Do you think in the spirit world they have TV shows about trying to make contact with the living?
I feel like I`m not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don`t cut and dye my hair and change my identity.
Do you ever think about sh!t you did in the past and just go why the f*ck did nobody punch me in the face?
Nothing like calling off work and watching porn all morning.
I`d offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.
Mad respect to people who can stop eating when they`re full.
thinks my life is becoming a very complicated drinking game.
Can`t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.
Where have you been all my life? ... Please go back there.
My New Years resolution is always don’t die. So far so good.
Please just put it in the fridge.... We`ll throw it away next week.
My New Years Resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic...I wonder how long this bull$hit fantasy will last.
My cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it`s giving me serious ideas, folks
FYI: Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long, if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions.
Sometimes you just see a post and think, "Yup it`s your own fault."