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Is it wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets?
If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die? –Chickens
Dancing in the 70`s: I have absolutely no idea what I am pointing at
Dracula had impeccable hair for a guy who couldn’t see himself in a mirror.
It`s just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name.
Hate having friends? Just chew with your mouth open.
I didn`t mean to offend you, that was just a bonus.
I`m sexy and I know it really is....... your slutty and you blow it.
The lady next to me in the elevator told me to press One. That was the last thing I remembered
I just wanted to send you a quick note letting you know that you`re in my inappropriate thoughts.
Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn’t convenient at all.
people say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but it`s the only way I can talk to you.
It`s amazing how tired I get from how little I do.
Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook.
I’d steal a doughnut truck and attempt to outrun the cops, just to let people see a bunch of cops chasing a doughnut truck!