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You`re uglier than..... well, you`re the example.
Seems like you could save a lot of time if you just paired The Bachelor with The Bachelorette.
Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich? It`s not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.
Just...sitting...thinking...planning my next move to get that new roll of toilet paper about 5 feet away from me.
Wish I turned into a wolf every month instead of getting my period
I can`t tell if I`m really nice but secretly an a$$hole or an a$$hole but secretly really nice.
If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don`t be open.
According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid...
I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn`t shop.
LIFE always offers you a second chance,its called TOMORROW
When buying a flat screen tv, always remember to put the box in your neighbor’s trash so you don’t get robbed.
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.
I don`t want it to seem like I`m trying to get rid of you, but GO AWAY!!
You must be a parking ticket or something for the word FINE is written all over you.
I know you’re supposed to have 3 balanced meals a day, but how many can I have at night?