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I`m allergic to stupidity ... which is why I break out in to sarcasm.
Whenever I see people doing sign language, I assume they are discussing the best way to murder the rest of us and steal our ears.
Is it true that the older you get the crazier you become? Or is that just me?
I`m starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all.
I always confuse the words exotic and erotic. That made for a very awkward conversation at my local pet store.
Commercials led me to believe that changing shampoos would have a much bigger effect on my life.
I hate waiting in lines. I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Turns out if you fake your death every monday work catches on.
It’s what’s on the inside that counts, unless you’re talking about one of those hollow chocolate bunnies.
Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
I`m so, so sorry I started the whole Facebook Is Going To Start Charging thing. I didn`t think it would go THIS far..... sorry
once again Tequila is the Delete History button of my brain.
I hear they designed the newest iPhone to fit perfectly in your hand, right where your money used to be.
The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.