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why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
See, this is why I never like too wake up, it means doing things.
If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
I believe in love at first episode.
Live in the moment. Unless the moment sucks. Then live on Facebook.
There is no such thing as failure. There are only results.
"I don`t see color." - A person who shouldn`t eat snow.
You can never really say `what`s on your mind` when you have family members on your Facebook.
Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you.
I don’t need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes.
I`m making a list of regrets. Just to be sure I`m accurate, how do you spell your name again?
What ? Who ? Exactly my point. Now move along and go read something else. Nosey !!
Relationships would be easier if people came with a "Clear History" button.
Fast food places should have a third window, where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window.
Facebook is great, but I still miss the good old days of writing down my random thoughts and sliding them into stranger`s pockets.