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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
I know this will probably piss off a bunch of people I know, but what makes someone good at fishing?!? Seriously, all you did was wait longer.
Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. "You guys look like dumb idiots lol" says one Chinese guy
It`s all fun and games until the cops show up.
Is it just me or doesn`t anyone disappear in the Bermuda triangle anymore?
Monday must be a man ... It comes too quickly.
Video Game Logic: Everyone worse than me is my bitch and everyone better than me has no life.
I love how twix come with two bars so I can eat one now and the other immediately after
Yes officer, I know my driving is not 100% perfect, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk.
Tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again.
"There`s more than one way to skin a cat." -Chinese restaurant proverb
I thought "twerking" was short for "networking". I really embarrassed myself while giving that presentation to the company`s Board of Directors.
So far I’ve spent most of 2014 flipping off the weather channel.
Sometimes I ask myself why do I stay up so late? Then I tell myself it`s none of my damn business.
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.