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Today`s big idea - Coffee eye drops
I wish I had a friend like me
"Hot singles in your area want nothing to do with you." -Honest spam
Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I`d highly recommend Fight Club.
Find someone you`re good at.
Pro Tip: If you are under the age of 35, don`t get married. If you are over 35, don`t get married. If you are 35, don`t get married.
I dont need to control my anger everyone around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off!
"Truth or dare" should be renamed to "Interrogation or Humiliation"
When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you`ve been doing since you were 15.
I find the best way to get rid of headaches is to send them either to their rooms or outside to play.
There is 1 mosquito in my apartment. I have 50 bullets. Let`s dance.
I`m the perfect man if you don`t factor in looks, depth of character, emotional availability, intelligence or financial well being.
Last night, I fell asleep with one of those new e-cigarettes in my mouth. I woke up half an hour later & my whole apartment was on the internet.
I don`t understand the saying "you snooze you lose"... I hit the snooze button 8 times this morning and feel like a champion.
I think Facebook now comes under the housework category.