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I didn`t get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life.
Don`t date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison.
5 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me ... She said no both times
I often wonder how things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns.
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
I am one of those people who presses every button in the elevator when I`m getting out =]
Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie in the apocalypse is all the walking.
“Single and ready to mingle” is the fancy way of saying “Alone and desperate”
These animal crackers are crap, this elephant tastes exactly like that giraffe did.
YouTube "This video is not available in your country". where the hell am I from? NARNIA?
I’m sorry I offended you with my common sense.
Why can`t life be as easy as I am?
Talk to your kids about drugs. Maybe they have better connections than you.
I always found it a little counter productive when the teacher would say "Don`t get smart with me!"
People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.