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When we catch the people who kill elephants & rhinos, can we pull all their teeth first?
Stall Cleaning service, Satisfaction guaranteed or 100% or you manure back!
When I was your age, we had to walk 10 miles in the snow to get drunk and have s€x.
Jehovah`s Witnesses, Improving my hiding skills since 1974.
I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully
I don`t speak Spanish, but I`m pretty sure "Dora" means "annoying"
Every morning I check my girlfriends horoscope to see what kind of day I`m going to have.
the ulitmate moment is when your identical twin says your ugly
You are living proof that the Lord is testing me.
Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Tuesday.
Likes doing tokyo drifts with the shopping carts when I round the corner of each isle at Walmart.
I love how my calendar assumes when I add a 8:00 event, it`s AM. Google thinks I`ve got my life together.
Every day is just a new opportunity to eat pizza.
Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
I don`t like morning people ... Or mornings ... Or people.