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Sometimes, you can just tell it`s gonna be a "does not play well with others" kind of day.
They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
dear journal..im now the coolest kid in school....mom:SWEETIE THE CHESSCLUB IS HERE 4 U!!!
Just once Iād like to learn something the easy way.
Teens are always full of energy until someone says the words "clean up".
I hate when I drop my pen on the floor and it`s slightly out of reach so I leave it there forever.
Why is it that when you work very hard, you say you are working like a dog? Every dog I`ve ever known is lazy and sleeps 16 hours a day.
If I`m not in bed by 11PM, then I go home.
I`m flattered that you took time out from your lack of a life to judge mine.
Rejected Olympic Events: Javelin Catch... Jello Shotput... Border Fencing... Cardboard Boxing... Menstrual Cycling... Salad Tossing... Wrestling Demons...
The more I get to know you, the more I`m convinced that you are the sole inspiration behind many medications.
QVC has agreed to purchase the Home Shopping Network for around $2 Billion...OR just 100,250,627 easy payments of $19.95!
Soon ovens will come with webcams and wireless connections so that posting photos of your dinner will be even easier.
I`m so in Debt, I could start a Government.
Pro tip: Go the the gym on one of those 1 day free passes, take 365 selfies then post one every day.