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When I try to fold fitted sheets it looks like I’m in an infomercial that’s exaggerating how difficult it is to fold fitted sheets.
Maybe it`s the washer and not the dryer that steals the socks.
I`m already going to hell ... now I`m just trying to get a good spot.
Whenever someone ends their status with "LOL" I know it`s a repost, cuz...who the hell laughs at their own statuses? LMAO!
If intelligent people don’t start having babies as fast as the trash in “honey boo boo”, we’re headed for a very dumb future. Am I the only one that sees this?!
If you were born after 1990, you will never know the frustration of having to rewind your parents porn tapes to the exact same spot...
Never trust a married guys opinion of who’s hot. It’s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior.
I was enjoying our conversation. Until you started talking....
The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.
Has anyone else ever noticed that the word therapist spells, "the rapist," when split into 2 words?
Some people wonder why I never like or comment on their posts. It’s because I unfollowed you a long time ago.
I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don`t think they`re ugly or something.
Anyone else pretend to work all day while thinking about big boobs instead?
There are two types of people in this world, those with common sense and those who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves