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I put on my pants like everyone else. Right after the security guard in Target says "Sir, we`re going to have to ask you to leave."
Didn`t sleep much but I got a few solid hours of worrying done.
There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
"Any way you can speed this up, officer? I`m obviously in a hurry."
So, which one of you is going to be the subject of your local news` annual turkey fryer accident story?
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I call it a Cupcake Salad. And I don`t see how it`s any of your business.
Serving size ?? LMAO
The beeping noise from microwave is always 100x’s louder at night.
I`m Dave, or as the ladies like to call me... "Hey, you! Behind the bushes!"
I`m more indecisive than a John in a brothel with gold credit card.
If everyone would just be naughty next year, Santa would bring us all coal ... energy crisis solved!
Lets just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
Just bought a car with the money from my swear jar.
You`re right. I don`t have a clue. I`ve never had a clue. It`s part of my charm and it seems to be working for me.