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According to my neighbor’s journal, I have boundary issues.
"You know, I wish I`d never gone to the pool that day." ~Marco Polo
At least men and women agree on one thing, they both don’t trust women.
I don`t want to be bothered with stupid $h!t today. What is stupid $h!t? Anything I don`t want to be bothered with.
One person forgetting to take their medication can really liven up a mundane day at the office.
I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off.
I would gladly believe in a religion that gives me free pizza and says people who squeeze the toothpaste tube from the center go to hell.
It`s bigger on the inside..said no woman, ever!
What I lack in sex appeal I make up in staying home and drinking.
Lazy Rule #23 :No Shower Is Needed, If your Not Going Anywhere...
I`d be much more attracted to you if you were much more attractive.
I don`t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
Whenever you feel nobody cares or loves you. You should ask yourself...Am I TOO sexy?
Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is, "why were you barely conscious on the kitchen floor eating dog food?"