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It`s all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship`s kitchen.
word of the day: nincomtard
this website used to be full of funny statuses. Then the 8-year olds came in.
Teens are always full of energy until someone says the words "clean up".
I like my women how I like my straws …. Bendy and full of liquor.
If an officer asks “do you know why I pulled you over?” “Because it’s the only way to get girls to talk to you” is a bad answer, apparently
Just saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster, I had to step in, They couldn`t even lift him, We high-fived & laughed
Really discouraging that there`s still bald people in sci fi movies.
I grew up in a town where the population never changed… Every time a girl got pregnant, a guy left town
Thought for the day : Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
No one ever reads the rules of Monopoly unless an argument breaks out.
I fell asleep at the wheel smh, time to turn Mario Kart off and go to bed.
Despite what people may tell you, its the fat that makes you look fat... NOT the dress!! lol
A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say "I think we lost them."
I`ve spent the past four years looking for my ex-wife`s killer, but no one will do it.