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This time change has me all messed up. Driving with my hands at 11 and 3 is hard
feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
2 can keep a secret if one of them is dead...
I know you`re the instructor but I`ve seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!
Waking up an hour early gives you an extra hour to wish you were still in bed.
I`ve officially reached the point in my life where the trash goes out on Friday nights way more often than I do.
The longest yard for me is that space between me and the nacho dip
Remember, you can always run from your problems. Unless your problem is a Cheetah.....then you`re screwed!
If by `the Hamptons` you mean `my pajamas`, then yes, I absolutely weekend in the Hamptons
I`d have better people skills if I worked with better people.
I attend weddings simply to hear them two beautiful words that bring so many happy people together...."Open Bar!!"
I have to be funny because being hot is not an option.
You`re right, vodka. This is the perfect time to use a hammer.
In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me So deal with it mmuhaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa that`s right !
I think a clear conscience is really just memory loss.