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Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man’s life…. Scoring and Ball Security.
I`m never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Im a leader not a follower... unless its a dark place then f*ck that your going first!
I can`t face my checkbook so I check my Facebook.
Remember, pretty much all of the “tough guys” you see on TV and movies were theater majors in college.
I`ve grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I don`t always say I`m never drinking again, but when I do, I`m a f*cking liar.
Eventually, the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.
Christmas time always make me blue :-(( and then red, then green, then oh wow.. presents...
Yes, that`s correct. And the horse you rode in on.
Everyone picks their nose at some point, it`s what you choose to do next that defines who you are as a person.
Ladies, wonder if he`s busy or ignoring your texts? Offer to send nudes. If he instantly responds, he was totally ignoring you before.
There is a special place in Hell for people who stop at yellow lights.
As I get older, I`ve learned to relax and not stress over trivial matters. Just kidding, I`m drunk.