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9 out of 10 husbands agree that their wives are always right. The 10th one hasn`t been seen since the study was conducted.
To all my Facebook friends. Have a happy St. Patrick`s day, and all the festivities this weekend. Stay safe, enjoy life, and if you by chance happen to find a bartender who is bad at math...give me a call :)
Don`t ``Wine and dine`` me ... ``Champagne`` me ... step it up a notch
Running feels great unless you compare it to not running
If you think I hate you ... I probably do.
Personality is 40% genetics, 40% upbringing, and 20% the last movie you watched.
I have two moods: sleep is for the weak and sleeping for a week.
whoo hoo...I have new gutters. Please try and keep your mind out of them.
Being the fat guy at McDonald`s is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business.
Orion`s Belt is a huge waist of space.
Daylight Savings makes us lose an hour... It’s kind of like Facebook.
I want my tombstone to say "It didn`t make me stronger."
Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don’t even know it.
A dirty mind is f*cking beautiful!
Have you ever wondered if Dora is smuggling drugs in her backpack?