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SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who’s ever used a cell phone will die
Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, “Are you sure you want to leave this page?”
If you need to rush somewhere, carry a fire extinguisher. Nobody will stop a person running with a fire extinguisher.
Damn it. I missed the number of the day on Sesame Street and now I don`t know how many pills to take.
Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before I go to bed?
Dear Microsoft Office Word I am pretty sure I spelled my name correct
Here`s to ignoring our real problems and getting outraged about something on the internet.
And yet another year goes by with People magazine failing to recognize my beauty.
Singing in the shower is illegal according to this Ikea security guard.
To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon
I got in touch with my musculine side today - laying on the couch all day, eating gross food, playing games...
It´s not that I hate you, it´s just.. well I´ll put it this way.. if you were on fire & I had water, I´d drink it.
If it`s tourist season why can`t we shoot them?
If you didn`t want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder.
Research is what I`m doing when I don`t know what I`m doing.