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It`s not so much blowing my diet as preventing the fudgesicles from developing freezer burn.
We have those sticky traps all around the house and I just found one moved clear across the room with all sorts of hair on it....so if anyone see`s a BALD mouse running around, it belongs to me
Relax, we`re all crazy. It`s not a competition.
When you upload photos to Fb, i`d appreciate it if you tagged your hot friends ... It makes stalking them MUCH easier, thank you!
Home is where you can say anything you want, because nobody listens to you anyway.
Defeat....the feeling you get when you realize the "next" level is just as hard......
Bumper stickers are helpful for recognizing members of society you do not want to associate with.
"Polar bears can`t jump." - Black bears
(Apocalyptic world) "Well guys......there goes our last female"
The only time I hit the panic button on my car keys is accidentally, and the only person who panics is me.
According to science the atoms in my body contain the energy of 30 hydrogen bombs, and yet, not enough energy to get up early and go jogging.
Buying my wife a matching belt and bag for her birthday. We`ll have that vacuum cleaner working in no time.
This guy at the gym just did four sets of selfies.
Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual.
FANNNN...DANNNNN....GOOOOO. Breathe The A`s.