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The pill is the second best thing women can put in their mouths to prevent pregnancy.
"Don`t try this at home" encourages people to try it at another`s home instead.
Dear food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
The moment you stop giving a damn is the moment things get easier and better.
Lazy fact #128540162, You were too lazy to read that number.
I really like compliments but I don`t want anyone talking to me...
All other things being equal, tall people use more soap.
It`s not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you`ve reached your destination.
If you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a video camera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out
Before Google, I averaged 220 Snapple bottles before I found the answer.
I bought a huge plastic Christmas tree today! the shop assistant asked me if I was going to put it up myself? I told him "Don`t be stupid, i`m gonna put it in the lounge room"
Mirrors don`t lie. Lucky for you, they can`t laugh either.
If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years.
No one answers their phones anymore... If I ever get arrested, I don`t want a damn phone call, I want a facebook posting.
Most friends with benefits have such high deductibles that you`ll always be paying way too much out of pocket.