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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
If I could only use one word to describe myself, it would probably be: "not good at following directions".
"F@ck It" has gotten me through a lot of situations.
If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die.
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
I`m going to hell in every religion!
Its all fun and games..until you get stuck on a level of candy crush!!!
The fact that Burger King can sell you 10 chicken nuggets for $1.49 should concern you more than it should entice you.
People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.
If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don`t make the rules.
I`m emotionally constipated. I haven`t given a crap in days...
It`s amazing the things I can remember when I don`t need to remember anything.
Who can really hear themselves thinking?
The real plot hole in Cinderella was that if everything disappeared at midnight why did the shoe stay?
Common sense has become so rare it should be classified as a superpower.