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I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
I am out of wine, so I ate a bag of grapes and threw myself down the stairs.
I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone
Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes.
Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That`s why I think of jogging every morning.
If you want to get me to do something, bribery does work.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
I’m great at remembering names. I just don’t remember which one’s yours.
I wonder what it feels like to be wrong.
Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?
loves driving down the road and just waving at random people like you know them!:D
If you’re a size 0 we shouldn’t be able to see you.
The color 9 is my favorite letter.
I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere.
Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?