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Which wine goes best with more wine?
I thought Row vs. Wade was Washington`s decision when he reached the Delaware.
If your dog weighs less than 10lbs, it`s technically a cat
Two Best Advices For Safe Life : 1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is ... 2. Run Immediately After Saying It..
The next time someone asks me what I`m doing, I`m gonna reply "I`m breathing 2 stay alive how about u"?
You are the pebble in my shoe of people
I have a friend with one eye, he`s pretty cool about it, instead of :D he sends .D
Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it`s important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
It`s my birthday. Iām not just a year older, Iām also a year better and prettier ... I know your jealous ;)
The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse is pretending Iām not excited.
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
My body is by no means a temple but it can be one heck of a amusement park ride...
Whoever invented grass must be a billionaire that stuff is everywhere
Facebook should have an "I`ve seen enough" button.
Next time you take your dog for a walk, dress like a cop & pretend to be searching the neighborhood for drugs.