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is cuddling up with a good book and a cup of tea. Ah, who am I kidding... I´m looking at Hustler and having a beer.
Email: 8 character min, including 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 number, 1 special character. ATM card: 4 numbers
I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of a plane
I don`t play sports, the only sport I play is shopping. But there`s a lot of walking involved in that. Running sometimes if there`s a sale.
It should be standard for wedding invitations to state if there will be an open bar or not.
My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats.
I just saw a bus that you would look amazing under.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers make any f*cking sense.
I`m not afraid of identity theft. Go ahead and enjoy being broke and having my dad call you a failure.
Next time some one does something REALLY stupid, just smack them and say, "Man, did you see the size of that bug?"
just want to point out that Cinderella is living proof that shoes can change your life!
I like my coffee like I like my men: caffeinated, made of beans, muscular, tousled hair, you know what, I don`t really know how to do this..
I`m ok with women faking it in bed. I faked everything to get her there.
I bought a screwdriver bit for my electric drill. It`s useful for converting ordinary phillips screws into non removable screws.
Here is a thought for all you mind readers out there…