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FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
I want someone to look at me the way I look at the waiter when he brings my meal.
I just drink until the sadness becomes hilarious.
Its funny how your friends change , Meet new people and forget about you . :( But just know i`ll still be in your heart?
I wish my personality allowed me to write deep and meaningful statuses sometimes, oh well. Titties!
I hope we`re friends until we die and then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the sh!t out of people.
A buddy gave me some of his pee in a jar so I could pass a drug screen. I failed, which is weird, cause I drank ALL of it.
Mom: You haven`t moved since I left 5 hours ago? Me: Excuse me, where do you think these chips came from!!???
“Nevermind.” Translation... You should’ve listened the first time.
I was being taught to use some machinery today, and I was quizzed as to the rules of it`s use. When asked what the first rule is I responded, "You do not talk about Fight Club."
I’ll need a weekend to recover from this weekend.
My bed and I are in a good relationship, and my alarm clock is so0o jealous...
Share this if you know someone who is alive today simply because you don`t want to go to prison.
If you didn`t want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder.