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Dear Graduates: Congratulations on making it through the easiest part of your life!
Now that I`ve maxed out my 401k for the year, I`ll get a tattoo, said no one ever.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Stop asking why I’m still single. I don’t ask how you’re still married.
You question whether you are getting old when your barber asks if your eyebrows need trimming, and you know it when he does it without asking
Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
Nothing ruins a perfectly good mood like reality.
There was a glorious time, before social media, when you would just lose touch with people.
I`m so hungry I could eat without looking down at my phone.
Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
When I`m cleaning my room, 1% cleaning 29% moaning 70% playing with stuff I just found.
Internet Dating......The Odds are good but the Goods are odd
Things I`m confused by: how did Rub a Dub Dub, Three Men in a Tub become a nursery rhyme?
If you can read this please let me know - because it means I blocked the wrong person.
Facebook ~ redefining "friendship" one booby pic at a time. ;)