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In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
roses are red , violets are blue , I got five fingers and the 3rd one for you ;)
So you constantly feel sorry for yourself and feel the need to tell everyone all about it. I can’t imagine why he left you.
I chose the wrong fork in the road, took the road less travelled and got off the beaten path and now I don`t know where the hell I am.
I answered the door in my underwear. That WAS the tip, pizza guy!
Ever get out of the shower and not remember getting a towel ready but its there anyway? You`re welcome.
Studies confirm that smoking withdrawal (for me) can be fatal (for you).
Why is it that whenever I have to turn around in a strange driveway, I feel like they`re gonna come running out with pitchforks and torches?
If someone tells you "it`s better than sex" they`re not doing the sex right.
Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?
I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me ... from me.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend.......who`s in with me?
I might get a job cleaning mirrors,its a job I can see myself doing.
With great power comes a great electricity bill.
An important phone call is something that occurs when there`s no better excuse to ignore someone.