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You know you`re getting old when you`re looking forward to some time off so you can have like three doctors appointments.
Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! -Librarians arguing
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook`s Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. :(
I`m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions...
All I ask is that if we arm the teachers, that the librarians get silencers.
Futons are the most disappointing Transformers ever.
University; It`s like being unemployed, but your parents are proud of you.
Been there, done that. allegedly
I hate when people try to make small talk on the elevator. "How`s it going?", "How about the weather?", "Where are your pants?".
YouTube is so addicting, I click on a music video and next thing you know I`m watching how to make ice cream.
If you`re behind someone at the ATM late at night, let them know you`re not a threat by giving them a gentle kiss on their neck.
I don`t mean to brag, but my posts are enjoyed by well over 20 people worldwide...
Friends would describe me as classy, sassy and a bit smart-assy.
How long are Winnie the Pooh and Tigger going to ignore the fact there`s something seriously wrong with Eeyore
The only reason any of us can spell laboratory is because of Dexter.