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Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today...or flash them your boobs. Strangers love boobs!
Why isn`t a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?
You will never be happier than a girl who just discovered her dress has pockets.
It`s Friday the 13th. Good thing I`m not superstitious, it`s unlucky to be superstitious...
Can we all just agree to start spelling it "Wensday"?
I once dated a girl with a parrot. The thing was crazy and never shut up! The parrot was cool though.
My predictive text dictionary doesn’t have “tsunami”, so if you ever get a text from me that says “trumang” start running.
My favorite part of the Bible is when God gives humans free will, then kills them with a flood because they didn`t act the way he wanted.
It’s not you. It’s my ears. They just make you sound so boring and dull.
Christmas is truly a magical time. It`s made all my money disappear!
Netflix would be by far the best dating site. "Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Pokemon for 12 straight hrs"
10 million people share the same birthday as you. Your personalized horoscope means sh!t.
I don`t mean to brag... but I`m a pretty damn good peek-a-boo opponent
The grass isn’t always greener on the other side. It’s greener where you water it.
One problem with auto-correct is that you always end up posting some thong you didn`t Nintendo.