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Sometimes, late at night in WalMart, I switch up all the color tubes in the hair dye kits.
It takes two people to lie....one to lie.....the other to listen
"What doesn`t kill you makes you smaller." -Super Mario
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,400 hours. Roughly the same as one Monday on earth feels.
A man typed in search box on Google : “What do women want?”. Google Replied : “We are also searching…”
Legally, it`s questionable .. Morally, it`s disgusting .. Personally, I love it. ;)
I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision.
I do not argue, I explain why I’m right.
I fell asleep at the wheel smh, time to turn Mario Kart off and go to bed.
I’ve been really depressed these past few days. Finally visited a therapist and got diagnosed. Turns out, I’m poor.
Why do they leave folding chairs so close to the wrestling ring? Shouldn’t the maintenance staff have learned their lesson by now?
Alarm Clock(n): An evil device invented by Satan to disrupt the peaceful sleep of otherwise happy folks at a predetermined hour.
I guess the teachers went back to school. The bar was nearly empty this morning.
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village has one.
My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song "The Wheels on the Bus"