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CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more North.
Ever update an app and realize the "fixed issues" were all a lie and it will never be the same? That`s what going back to an ex is like.
When I become famous I`m not going to tell anyone.
Before asking a hot chick out, I wish I could first talk to the dude who`s sick of her bullsh!t.
whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
I think you people lied to me...exactly how much of this hair of the dog do I have to eat before this hangover goes away?
If I had a nickel for everytime I said, "If I had a nickel", I`d be rich.
The only thing I`ve learned from my mistakes is that I make a whole bunch of them
If you’ve gauged huge holes in your ears and don’t keep Oreo cookies in them for snacks then what the hell’s the point man?
Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.
To hell with the "dislike" button! i think we need a "who cares" button, a "WTF" button and a "STFU!" button. just saying.... Oh and a "lol" button because i just get tired of writing it! lol!
Fun Things to do : Commenting “not your best” on everybody’s selfies.
Didn`t think my day could get any better but my robe has pockets so boom, there you go.
There should be a mercy rule for how many pics a girl can upload from her vacation.
I’m positive that somewhere out there exists a video montage of me dancing alone in various elevators.