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"I`d like a bowl of soup please." "Any sides?" "I hope so, or it`ll go EVERYWHERE."
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I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn´t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be.
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I’m over the 30-day ab challenge. Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?
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wants my 260 FB friends to know I love you all..except #193
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Double Stuff Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
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You’re really not as bad as people say. You’re much, much worse.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
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Where did all the people walking around with boomboxes in the 80s go? I`m concerned
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I bet every guy would be faithful if God took an inch off his d!ck every time he cheated...
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Tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again.
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I have decided to give up procrastinating for Lent ... oh, crap.
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Teacher:If I had 2 oranges in my left hand and 2 mangoes in my right hand, what would I have?? Student:Big hands!!
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I want to take this moment to thank the depends adult diaper company for allowing me to play my video game for a strait 8 hours uninterupted...
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Cactuses are just heavily armed cucumbers.
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