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If your roommate never walked in on you naked, you`re not naked near enough.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
I saw that! - Karma
You can really scare someone when you yell "Peek-a-boo!". Especially when they`re trying on clothes in the fitting room.
So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
I think Tampax and Hershey`s should get together and offer a super pack....
The only people who care about my college degree are the college loan people.
Nothing shall separate me from the love of beer...
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the F#%K are you?
I avoid online dating sites because they match you up with people who share your interests. I don`t want to go out with a weirdo.
I`m not mental, other wise the rubber duckies would have told me by now...
It’s 2015, why cant you unselect a floor in an elevator yet?
Why did the mushroom go to the party because he was the fungi
I dont think I could ever stab someone.. I barely can get the straw into a Capri Sun.
Imagine if trees gave off WiFi signals, We would be planting so many trees. And we`d probably save the planet too! Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath :/