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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
word of the day: nincomtard
I`m now fit to make my regular annual resolution. The accomplishment is the problem
Reality is for those who can`t handle alcohol
What happened to all the Sour Patch parents?
"Teeter Totter" is the silliest name for toddler catapults.
Facebook: an alternative to drunk dialing.
We spend so much money on buying different clothes... without realizing the best moments are spent without clothes
Calling someone "stupid" is mean. Unless they actually are. Then it`s just a diagnosis.
Tattoos are an expensive and a painful way to guarantee that the police can make a positive identification
I hate when I`m about to hug somebody really sexy and my face hits the mirror!!
I think I will stick to my old fashioned pepper shaker. This new pepper spray tastes terrible on my potatoes...
Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.
Iām not positive that having the TV volume on an odd number will destroy the world, but lets not risk it.
Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.