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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
I`m gonna open a bar and name it Rehab.....
I am a very tolerant person until you think differently than me. Then I act like a spoiled little brat.
This rough sex would have been a lot better if I wasn`t alone.
The bat signal seems pretty useless if they need Batman during the day.
Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn`t a real sport.
If you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin, muffins are healthy :) your welcome.
Found out the name of my neighbor`s cat. In other news, I now have free internet.
How am I supposed to get any work done with all this work I have to do?
National no bra day wasn`t as successful as the creators had hoped. due to sagging attendants and lack of support.
According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid...
I just found out that his full name is actually, Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.
How many servings of fruit are in a fruit roll up? I`m trying to take my diet seriously now.
“I don’t watch TV” proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet.