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I`m trying to save up enough money to one day afford to save up money.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
"Everybody freeze!" -December
I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.
Think of me as an idea. A really, really bad idea.
I was having breakfast at a friend`s house and she said "How do you take your coffee?" I said "Very seriously."
I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.
One day I hope to understand the phrase "more money, more problems"
Shout-out to nature for not giving wings to snakes
Big shout-out to slugs for doing everything a snail does but without a helmet.
I`d like to share my innermost thoughts and feelings with all of you, but I`m afraid they`ll be used against me in court someday.
We’ve solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
Football: 22 people on the field desperately in need of rest and 75,000 in the stands desperately in need of exercise.
Still have not used all the free hours from my AOL start up disk
I`m thinking of making a sax tape to make myself well known like some of the bad boys and girls do...does it matter if I can`t play it?