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If we can have HD video from Mars,,, then I should have 4 bars on my phone everywhere I go.
Making an effort in the last of 2014 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone.
"We`re pregnant!" -people who don`t understand science
Sorry for accidentally karate kicking you. Sorry for high-fiving everyone who saw it.
Mrs Bieber.... WHY U NO USE CONDOM?
Haters gonna hate, your honor
In my defense, I was left un-supervised...
BEFORE I GET DRUNK, NAKED,THROWN IN JAIL AND LOOSE MY DAMN PHONE. *HAPPY NEW YEAR.
I don’t think we can get through adulthood without a good sense of humor and a strong middle finger.
Since It`s summer here`s a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
U.S.A.... where people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke
Son, you don`t get anything in life without trying hard and working for it. Now be quiet, there about to announce the lottery results...
I put the whiskey in another room ... Exercise regimen established.
It’s not the holiday season unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes.