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I just found out that checking your credit score actually LOWERS your credit rating. Seriously? That`s like every time you look in the mirror, you get a little bit uglier.
10 REASONS WHY I`M LAZY... you know what? Never mind. I can do this later.
Hi, it’s me. I can’t get to the phone right now, even though it’s right here in my hand.
He turned to her, ran his hand up her thigh, across her belly and down her legs. When he turned back to watch TV, she asked "Why stop?" "I found the remote!" he replied.
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack.
Girls here`s how to tell if a guy wants you for sex - 1: He does
I have no idea what a bejeezus is,,, but apparently mine scares easy.
I wonder if Batman knows that other cities have crime, too.
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry.
Telling me to calm down is the easiest way to get me to tell you to go f*ck yourself.
Language is cool because it`s just a bunch of sounds, but put them in the right order & you can make someone cry or you can order tacos.
It`s the weekend!!! I haven`t been this excited since my phone got stuck on vibrate.
I`m at that "licking peanutbutter off a spoon" time to go grocery shopping point....
I`ve just been watching a documentary on marijuana...... I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
Most days I think I understand women, but then the alcohol wears off.