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Whoever named the seesaw probably didn’t get another chance to name stuff.
I`m kind of clueless about pop culture. I thought "Hogwarts" was an STD
Congratulations! You’ve just read this sentence.
You never really know how many inches you`re gonna get or how long it`ll last. Snow, maybe.
there are so many scams on the internet now...... Send me $19.95 an I`ll tell you how you can avoid them
is frickin awesome! Nough Said.
I feel like there should be more breakfast beers on the market.
Life is different in Christian frats: “You should’ve seen this hot chick I didn’t bang.” “Way to save it for marriage, bro.” *fist bump*
Is everything expensive or am I simply poor?
The world is full of nice guys who want naughty girls who want bad boys who want nice girls who want nice guys.
So it turns out being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
"YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!?" I yell to my husband as I hand him the trash.
I was named after my father. I don`t really like the name "Dad" though.
A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please."
My "Kiss me, I`m Irish" shirt only seems to be working on my dog.