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Wisdom is understanding that a tomato is a fruit, but you don`t add it in a fruit salad.
I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it.
Redneck word of the day : Asphalt. It`s your own dumb asphalt !!
Yeah, you go ahead and climb that mountain "because it`s there", I am going to eat this Pizza "because it`s here"................................
Please don’t take anything I say personal or too seriously. I’m just an idiot with internet access.
Today is "find your active cavity at 50% off" day at your local store.
I don`t care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it
If I had a jet pack I would look AWESOME dying within the first 2 minutes of having a jet pack.
All I`m saying is that Schwarzenegger isn`t the only one who woke up naked next to a dumpster in 1984.
When you are a kid, it makes you feel proud when someone says "Wow! You`ve gotten so big since I last saw you!" As an adult, not so much.
Well it`s almost time for that " New Year -- New Me " bullsh_t again!
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those medications.
I like to finish other people’s sentences because my version is better.
Be Poor... Its Cheaper :)