Daily Silly Status

My resolution last year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos.

Behind every beautiful song is a person who really shouldn`t sing it out loud in public

Why can`t my coworkers just play on the Internet like normal people instead of trying to engage me in conversation.

After a while you just get used to people not understanding.

I think I`m approaching my "best if used by" date

There just isn`t enough make-up in this world to cover up crazy.

I really want to take photos of my friends with their face smushed against glass.. Then make that pic my phone contact for them.. Then when they call, it will look like they`re trapped inside my phone! Oh god my life is pitiful, kill me..

Don`t be ashamed of who you are. That`s your parents job.

I like to say "Do I smell popcorn?" right after I fart ..that way everyone quickly takes a deep breathe.

Who`s more foolish, a fool or the person who takes a fool`s advice?

Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking.

One way to find out if you`re old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you`re young, if they panic, you`re old.

roses are red,violets are blue,god made me beautiful, what happen to you..

Its so cold outside I might even post about it on Facebook

going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug