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I don`t hate you, I`m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
At least men and women agree on one thing, they both don’t trust women.
Ahhhh, bad credit…the best identity theft protection.
I just drink until the sadness becomes hilarious.
Women have a lot more experience dealing with bloodstains than men. Men are convicted of murder a lot more than women. Coincidence?
Never fight anyone who bows to you first.
I never thought I’d be the kind of person who’d wake up early in the morning to exercise... and I was right.
That first kiss in the morning is so special, and the dog enjoys it too.
Word for today: Dipshidiot
Nice try, Henry Winkler, but I’m not inclined to take mortgage advice from a guy who lived above the Cunningham’s garage for like ten years.
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill.
Can I apologize in advance for basically everything I will ever do???
I organized a threesome last night....there were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time