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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity makes for a better legal defense.
I like to friend friends of friends then unfriend the first friend to freak out the friend of a friend.
I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome yesterday.
I wish I could veto MY bills.
Its funny how your friends change , Meet new people and forget about you . :( But just know i`ll still be in your heart?
WEB MD should have a simple answer like “Calm down-you probably just ate too many cookies!”
I think I could be a farmer. Except for the dirt, waking up early, wearing overalls and planting crops. But I wouldn’t mind driving a tractor around.
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
Anyone that says I`m a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months
I`m not funny, I`m just really mean and people think I`m joking.
When girls flash its called, "girls gone wild" when men flash its call ... "America`s most wanted"
You’d think my password was “yourmom” because my computer just told me it was too easy.
Sleep is like a time machine to breakfast.
Intelligence is like underwear. It`s important that you have it but there`s no need to show it off.
How much tequila goes into mashed potatoes again?