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Ain’t no sandwich when she’s gone.
Our #1 problem in this country is that nobody wants to take responsibility for anything ...but please don`t quote me!
Basically the way it works is I tell myself I`m not going to eat too much and then I eat too much.
Chili for breakfast. Cause I hate my Co-workers.
If you were born in September, it`s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a BANG
Some people are just bad news!!! Those are my favorite!
Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb.
Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.
You know its going to be a b!tch of a day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
I used to be a kleptomaniac but now I take something for it.
Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on facebook. That was a close one.
The longer I sit in this drive-thru, the more pennies I’m going to pay with.
You`re more inbred than sandwhich filler.
People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends.
Don`t let anyone call you an "underachiever". If they knew you, they`d know how amazing it is that you`ve managed to accomplish anything.