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To those that manufacture and market tight, thin yoga pants to fit college girls; I love you man.
There´s a thin line between "I should do a status update about that" and "I should talk to a therapist about that"
A lot of people do not realize that the actor who played Wilson in Castaway is the same actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun.
The awkward moment when you set something down for a second and it disappears off the face of the earth.
My dad`s TV volume is always set at "f*ck the neighbors".
Why do the commercials with the husband and wife doing a home improvement project never show the fistfight?
Self-Checkout lanes were invented by a guy who was sent out to buy tampons.
Me blacking out when I`m drunk is God`s way of telling me that what I do when I drink is none of my business.
I guess today has been pretty good. I haven`t had to slap one single person yet....
Depending on how you look at it, half of 8 could be 4, 3, or 0.
I`m so lonely that my cat owns a cat.
Can`t they just make a "Poke infinity" button?
American Sniper proves that not even being in an active war zone will prevent your spouse from calling you at work.
Things that don`t kill bees: 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming
Porn can be so misleading. I quit my pizza delivery job after two days.