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What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
Dear Noah, we could have sworn you said the arc wasn`t leaving until 5. Sincerely, unicorns.
People that walk behind cars get exhausted
The recipe said “Set the oven to 180 degrees,” so I did, but now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get...well you know...Oreos.
I don’t care how high you set the bar as long as I can reach my drink.
It`s hard to diet when your favorite exercise is chewing...
I love you more each day as my other options diminish.
I gave my cat 7up, now it has 16 lives
That mind-blowing moment when you realize chores were really the crap your parents didn’t want to do.
Tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again.
You might think you`re smart until you try using someone else`s microwave.
Depresso; the feeling you get when you`ve run out of coffee.
On a scale of 1-10, I give this day a middle finger.
I was wondering why some couples don`t go to the gym together but I guess some relationships just don`t work out...