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I’ve been in this McDonald’s restroom for over an hour, waiting for an employee to wash my hands.
Don`t ask me how my night was coz I don`t know. I was asleep.
I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white.
If I was a funeral director, I would tie the shoe laces together of the deceased.Then the zombie apocalypse would be hilarious.
Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn`t make a funny, cat-shaped hole
Apparently, I`m the only one that wants to drink beer at this intervention.
I`ve made up my mind, I`m not giving up anything for Lent, I`m no quitter...
There is a method to my madness….and as soon as I figure out what the hell it is, I’m gonna be friggin’ unstoppable
It is possible to stay in your room all day and be perfectly happy.
Made the decision that I`m done having kids. Yet every morning I wake up and there they are asking me for breakfast.
What do you mean being awesome for another year isn`t a resolution?
People says nothing is imposible.. But i do nothing everyday!!
The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all.
Hangry: (noun) a state of anger caused by lack of food. May evoke negative change in emotional state. Translation -- Feed me or I`ll kill you.
1) Second. 2) Minute. 3) Hour. 4) Day. 5) Week. 6) Month. 7) Year. 8) Decade. 9) Century. 10) Millennium. 11) Women buying clothes.