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A person who says they will never lie to you is probably lying already.
When I buy a horse, I`ll call it `MY FACE`..imagine all the ladies screaming `come on my face`
I need my decision making privileges taken away.
I`m getting really tired of being really tired of stuff.
*Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*
I’ve never had angry sex. I’m always happy and quite surprised that it is actually happening.
Things you need to know about me: 1- I`m lazy 2- hmm, one is enough
I sure do feel a whole lot more attractive at WalMart than I do at the gym.
Just because I don’t like you doesn’t mean I don’t want you to like me.- Most Girls
You really are the cat`s pajamas, and by that I mean you`re a stupid idea.
Lies I`ll never stop telling: 1. I`d never put you in a home, mom. 2. It`s 6 inches long. 3. I have no idea how the PC got a virus.
on a scale of 1-10 how honest are you? I would say 10 but then i would be lying!
I can`t wait to miss the upcoming season of American Idol.
I`m trying to give up sexual innuendos. But it`s hard........so hard......
Scariest Moment: Flushing the toilet at someone else’s house, and seeing the water rise…