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I think my front door faces the wrong direction. People keep finding it.
We`re all just nudists in disguise.
Just got a new phone. Pretty pissed all my contacts were not lost.
I`m fat, but I blame my dog for not exercising me enough.
I paid attention to the construction signs and got in the correct lane. You ignored them for miles and now you want me to let you in. Not gonna happen.
There`s always cake to celebrate happy moments, but I really think cake would do better during the bad times. Got fired? Have a cake.
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They`ve got nothing to lose." -Robin Williams
When the nurse calls my name at the doctor’s office, I like to run through the waiting room like I got called on The Price is Right.
Pillow forts have no age limit when you’re awesome.
i only drink on days that end with y
Boobs are like model trains. They were originally for children but grown men always want to play with them.
Note to self: Thanks for always being there.
I just wanna find a girl who loves me for my money. That way I wouldn`t feel bad for loving her for her body.
Sometimes I wish there was a `Build-a-Girlfriend`.
Friends are like boobs. Some are real, some are fake