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Sometimes it`s nice to know karma is still a feisty little b!tch.
Please say a prayer for my coworker. His life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich
96% of my life is spent trying to figure out when I can get my next nap in.
I`m confused, oh wait, maybe I`m not.
I just don’t want to look back and think “I could’ve eaten that.”
This year for Lent I`m giving up hanging out with all the people who gave up drinking for Lent.
The right man breaks your headboard, not your heart.
If I procrastinated any harder right now, it would have to involve time travel.
Keep reaching for the stars but get a better deodorant.
What does envelope 1 of 3 on my credit card bill mean?
Autocorrect is changing correctly spelled words. I’m starting to think it has a mind of its AUTOCORRECT IS HARMLESS. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS.
The only exercise I`ve done this month is running out of money
I don`t hate you, it`s just, if you were on fire. I would roast marshmallows.
u cant spell awesome without me
Research is what I`m doing when I don`t know what I`m doing.