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Whoever named the seesaw probably didn’t get another chance to name stuff.
I told the monster in my closet that coming out of of there would make him gay, haha problem solved ....
Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Cheetos so my fingers don`t get orange..... P.S. No weirdos.
"I guess you`re right." - No one on the internet ever
Facebook taught me to mind everyone else`s business.
Must be lonely over there on "I`m offended by jokes" island.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Tired of those Political Ads on television?...... You may be entitled to compensation.
Don’t jump to confusions.
Pringles should make their containers like a Push Up Pop.
Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?
Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…
After watching the "Schticky" ad, I am convinced now there are 8 wonders of the world.
Not sure if people stopped saying YOLO or if everyone who said it died.
Paperclips: The staple for people with commitment issues.