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Whenever I see someone in a Smart Car, I expect to see a kid with a remote control nearby.
It`s friday!! I smell vodka ;)
I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long.
Guys that try to pick up girls on facebook are pathetic. Girls if you agree, message me your number so we can talk about it.
All you single ladies, please stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don`t subject an innocent cat to a life with you.
These animal crackers are crap, this elephant tastes exactly like that giraffe did.
Hillybilly Word Of The Day.."Twerk"..."Welp, I`m done with lunch so I`d better get back twerk!"
If you have a mirror handy, kindly gaze into it and you will find your problem
Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I`ve eaten 107 push-up pops.
I am taking a shot for every “like” I get on this status. Then again, I’m taking shots whether you bastards like it or not.
that awkward moment when you`re alone somewhere and trying to take a picture of yourself.
Mister Rogers didn’t adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
Key to a Happy Life: Get a job where people ask, “You actually get paid for doing this?”
Today I think I`ll send out texts saying "Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?" ...JUST to see how many responses I will get. ;)
Remember when you thought you’d have it all together by the time you were the age you are now? LOL