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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
Simmer down joggers running in place at a stop light, simmer down.
My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home.
Smile, it confuses people. ;)
Yeah, I was dropped as a baby. Into a pool of sheer awesome.
I had 3 happy meals today and none of them worked.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don`t give a damn!
It`s funny how you think it`s your cat leaving all those dead birds on your doorstep.
If the Internet was never invented... what would we all be doing now?
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment...
Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don`t even have a battery in my smoke detector...
Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich!
My wife just changed here facebook status from "Married" to "widowed", should I be scared?
Who ever snuck the s in "fast food" was a clever little bastard!
My friend is showing me her new vegan handbag. I know vegans can be annoying, but should we really be making accessories out of them?