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Nobody really owns tupperware. We are all just really borrowing it from one another.
Life is not a garden so quit being a hoe
Calling someone with glasses “four eyes” isn’t an insult. Know what else has four eyes? Two sharks. Now you feel stupid.
Why are there never any good side effects. Just once, I’d like to read a medication bottle that says “May Cause Multiple Orgasms”
I`m a multi-taking procrastinator. I can put off all kinds of things all at once.
The phrase "use of the jerk-off motion is prohibited" has been added to our HR manual because of me. It`s like winning an award.
M?o?n?, T?u?e?s?, W?e?d?, T?h?u?r?s?, Friday !!!!
My wife just bought a $50 bottle of shampoo. So guys, party at my house this weekend because apparently we won the Lottery!!!
This is not meant for you. Look away. STOP LOOKING AT IT! :)
A week is just five days of wishing you had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing you had something to do
I`m a big advocate of the `You started it` method of defense in an argument.
I`m sorry. Putting up with your sh!t isn`t on my To-Do list today.
I hate it when I open Facebook and miss a week of work.
Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up.
I love giving orders. My favorite is "Another one. And make it a double."