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If suppositories were just a bit smaller, they would be a whole lot easier to swallow...........................
That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! – no one ever
When my husband gives me shit for taking too long to get ready, I remind him that you never know when you`ll meet the man of your dreams.
"Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas."
To the woman with six screaming kids in Walmart, if you wonder how those condoms got in your cart, you’re welcome.
How can there be more horses asses than there are horses?
I`m starting to think that Dr. Dre isn`t a real doctor after all...
awkward moment when the dentist is talking to you with his hands on your mouth
Some of you ladies need to ease up on the makeup until we get this clown situation resolved.
My wife said we should try some role reversal in bed last night… So I said I had a headache.
Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
I used to eat natural food, until I heard people were dying of natural causes
I ordered a new GPS unit, but it got lost in the mail.
I have nothing!