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Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
When they say: "Wow, you`re really photogenic." What they mean: "Wow, this looks nothing like how ugly you actually are."
My life`s paradox: I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.
The best way to scare a man is to use the urinal stall next to him. This works exceptionally well if you are a woman.
Sometimes, I wonder if the weather app on my phone even looks outside.
The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.
To save time, lets just assume I am never wrong ;)
I`m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
I don`t know if my stomach is growling cuz I`m hungry or if that`s my liver crying cuz it`s the weekend.
Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. “…you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave…”
When I was a teenager, a "selfie" meant something totally different than it does today.
After a night of heavy drinkin’ there’s one thing I can’t stand… and that’s up.
Arguing in sign language must be a workout.
why we do not have a romance class...............
I like to track people down, knock on their front door and say "we have ten people in common on Facebook, can I come in ?"