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People need to stop putting flyers on my car. I don`t want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse"
Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
I can´t wait until Weight Watchers comes out with a beer.
I would eat a lot more healthy food if it required no preparation or stayed fresh as long as junk food.
Whenever there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
You guys, how can true love still exist if we don`t have mixed tapes anymore?
I enjoy going to costume parties that have a theme. ..."Nude Beach" is my personal favorite.
Dear Gangsta: If you pulled up your pants a little you could run from the cops faster.
The girls who don’t get a rose on The Bachelor should automatically get a cat.
I don`t need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure
Don`t just be one of those people who stares at their phone or computer twelve hours a day. It`s important to also watch some TV.
I don`t know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse.
I eat my salad without dressing because who has time to put on clothes...
Didn`t have to do much to end my last relationship...she first told me that "opposites attract"...then a couple of days later she told me i was handsome, kind, smart, funny and loving...
If Santa’s helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?